Sookie: Cheese and rice! You scared me half to death. The hell are you doin’ out there?
Eric: Waiting for you to invite me in.
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie: Are you kiddin’? Couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it. Come on in.
Eric: So, um, how goes the search?
Sookie: Turns out, he’s not what I was looking for. You smell like the ocean in winter. How is that possible? Bill doesn’t smell like anything.
Eric: It’s not possible.
Sookie: You played by the North sea as a child.
Eric: Yes. How..how do you know?
Sookie: I’m smelling your memories.
Eric: Not even you can do that.
Sookie: I’ve got skills you can’t even dream of, cowboy. You want more…?
Eric: Huh?
Yvetta: You want more? Or I boring you?
Eric: That’ll be all.Season 3, Episode 4: Nine Crimes
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