Chocolate

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Living the dream.

OHMYGOD

Ok so

Yanno how people look through tumblr and laugh and giggle and shit? I don’t do that. I am silent. I barely even SMILE OK. I am Zombie, I jsut :| at things and type ‘this is hillarious’.

BUT

I ACTUALLY LOST MY SHIT LOOKING AT THIS

/SCREECHING

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS SHIT WAS AFTER 5 MINUTES.

I lasted all of three days, but um, this picture isn’t hilarious, it’s tragic. Chocolate is very toxic to birds, and if that bird isn’t already dead by that last picture (seriously, it looks dead and drowned) it was dead shortly after. Hate to be a kill joy, but still.